This is to introduce Aloycious P  Gustopher Glynn.  He is my big boy, in your face burp,  poodle head.  He is  way too cute for his own good.  He has a hard head and doesn't learn very well (knocked over the 400 lb birdbath with it).  He is the torturer of all bugs daring to come on the patio.  He is the watcher of ducks and cats outside the backyard and warns the whole neighborhood of their presence as terrorists.  He is the roo-er to all things loud including but not limited to Miami Dade County Fire Engine 3,  police cars running lights and sirens, Toby Keith music and the family room phone.  He is the protector of his family from all bugs, frogs, lizards, garbage men and the neighbors  yappy little dogs (as long as they are on the other side of the fence).  He loves his little sister Isabella, protects her from thunder  and is trying to learn to  be careful not to knock over his brother Ryce or his Grandma.  He is way too much happy at any given moment and NEVER does ANYTHING slowly.  He thinks the truck is his and cant understand why he cant drive.  He is however a very good co-piliot and navigator and the main reason the truck detailer comes once a month.  He is the banisher of all opposums who dare to visit the yard at night but is not smart enough to figure out that they" play opposum" and run away when he goes back in the house.  He snores when he sleeps and always wakes me up by putting his head under my pillow and barking.  He thinks he is still a puppy and we love him very much.