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OFF Topic Funny


MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
" As we get older."


I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day
.

 

As soon as I wake up,
Will Power
helps me get out of bed


Then I go to see John
. 


 

Then
Charlie Horse comes along & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention. 


 

When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day.
  He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,  so he takes me from joint to joint 



 

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad
to go to bed
With Ben Gay.
What a life!

Oh, yes, I'm also flirting
with Al Zymer


and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS
or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
Now
remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the
end, the faster it goes...
so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!




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